THINGS THAT MIGHT GO WRONG WHEN I MEET BRITNEY SPEARS NEXT MONTH

I'm meeting the queen herself on November 11 with my mom, and all bets are off.
  1. Projectile Vomit
    That's a compliment, and It's possible. I'm pregnant, my hormones are all over the place, and Britney is basically the pope...so projectile vomit is a major possibility.
  2. Fainting
  3. Not being able to speak
    This is a huge fear of mine (yeah, more than projectile vomit). I only have a few short minutes to get to know Britney and tell her how much she means to me. The idea of not being able to say a word to her because I'm in so much shock is terrifying.
  4. Start to cry hysterically
    I've actually been known to cry (almost hysterically) just from seeing her in concert.
  5. Actually pull it off
    Okay this is actually something that could go right, but who knows?! Maybe the fact that I've been dreaming of this moment since I was 10 will force me to be super on it and confident. I'll walk up to her, ask for a hug and say what I have to say. And maybe I'll even look cute in our photo!
  6. Having a horrible meet and greet photo
    Britney is infamous for taking not so great meet and greet photos, and I'm hit or miss as well. With the 2 of us in one photo, there's no telling what will happen. It could be a disaster...