Things that give me existential dread

  1. My Fitbit
    Why do the steps start over every day I never feel like I'm getting anywhere
  2. Making my bed
    It's like the fit bit why do I have to make it every day only to sleep in it again at night
  3. The endless supply of buzzfeed quizzes
    Someone is making these and it makes me sad for them but it's really entertaining to me personally
  4. Grocery shopping
    Like I realize our ancestors had to literally hunt and gather food but it's the 21st century and I still have to go somewhere to get my victuals
  5. The rainbow spinny wheel of death and doom on my mac
    Honestly it's Steve Jobs haunting us
  6. The general idea of ghosts and haunting
    Being aware after death sounds exhausting