REASONS WHY I WILL BE SINGLE THE REST OF MY LIFE
- •I'm picky AF. These are actual reasons why I haven't swiped right on a guy:Too hot, nose too big (I'm a terrible person-that's another reason), likes raves too much, lives in LA (too far), has handlebar mustache
- •I'm anti socialI like to get myself fast food and eat in parking lots alone while I listen to a podcast.
- •There's no one left.