SHOUTOUTS MY FRIENDS GAVE ME AT THE CLUB LAST NIGHT

I celebrated my birthday last night at a club and my friends had nothing but sweet messages to share with me and everyone there
  1. Happy birthday sandy pants!!! We love you!!!
    Aw, so sweet...
  2. Sandra has the squirts.
    Ok, not true.
  3. I miss lil Eli!! Happy bday Sandy! Guess who?
    Lil Eli is my nephew. Who is my sister. It was her first night staying out late since he was born.
  4. SANDA IS THE BEST AND WE LOVE HERP
    I personally don't love herp
  5. Sandra is on her period, be careful dancing with her
    Really guys??
  6. Sandra is really very horny
    👿
  7. Sandy D I love you Happy Birthday chica
    Aww
  8. SANDRA IS THE COOLEST EVER AND HER BAGINA IS AWWSOME
    Ok, true. Also, huge fan of the word "bagina". Always have been
  9. Happy birthday Sandra! I got you a cookie. Lol. <3 #bae
    I got you a cookie = New Girl episode that cracks my friend and I up every time
  10. Hey Sandra it's David. Letz fuk
    Not a friend but my friends painted such a beautiful, vivid picture of me, David was smitten...