DIARRHEA: THE SILENT KILLER IN THE ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE

Inspired by The Walking Dead which everyone should be watching. But no spoilers because I would never do that to you.
  1. If your daily conversations are anything like mine they include how we would survive the zombie apocalypse.
  2. I have no illusions to the fact that I would die quickly and awkwardly.
  3. I love the post-apocalyptic genre. Maybe the idea of having a chance to start everything over. With everyone on the same page?
  4. But no one talks about how you have to poop in the woods.
  5. And that just screams vulnerability to me.
  6. What do you do when you ate all the Twinkies you found (because they would last forever) and then you were doubled over in abdominal pain and explosive diarrhea behind a tree and a herd of zombies shows up?
  7. Do you just start running and shitting and running?
  8. Do people poop in groups?
  9. I need to know what people plan to do.