1. If you're one of my people I will love on you until you make me stop
  2. But if you bring people around me that I don't know
  3. I will wag my tail awkwardly until I bite someone
  4. Then hide in the bedroom until everyone leaves
  5. Later when everything seems okay I'll pee on you because I'm still mad that you made me be social
  6. Then I'll sleep for 3 days because life is exhausting