1. Thank goodness for caps lock.
  2. Quit spitting!
  3. If I ever skydive I'm going to wear a diaper.
  4. Why don't more people have ring back tones?
  5. Twin Peaks is the scariest thing I've ever watched.
  6. I'm super excited for The Challenge: Rivals III
  7. My cat smells.
  8. I love cookies.