REASONS WHY I SHOULDN'T GET OUT OF BED IN THE MORNING.
All the reasons why I can't get up when my alarm goes off.
- •It's cooler on the other side of the pillowA proven fact.
- •Just need 5 minutes more of sleep! It's not like I won't ever get up.10 times out of 10, It's never really the self told 5 min of sleep
- •Can't decide what to wear. So I'll take 20 min of mentally choosing outfits.Warning: the longer you stay in bed, the more comfy it will get. Act with caution.
- •I can be late to what every I'm doing. Does Beyoncé care if she's fashionably late? No. Therefore I shouldn't eitherHigh-five Beyoncé👋🏽
- •Well I hate leaving when I'm not really early. if leave now I would be late soooooo. Fuck it, Looks like I'll sleep in today.Netflix binge & last nights carne asada fries it is!
- •I really like my pajamas. Do I even want to change?No.
- •Only slept a couple hours last night, i'm suuuuuper lazy, and brushing my teeth becomes the equivalent of lifting 20 pound Dumbbells soooo,Pass on leaving my room today.
- •Almost lost it towards the end. (Probably did, but you only list once) add any!