Gentlemen, gentlemen...I beg you to stop!
  1. 1.
    CROCS- OMG, no. Absolutely, not. No female ever looked at a man in crocs and thought "sexy." Unless your Mario Batali (who swears by these God awful creatures disguised as shoes), who can cook his way into any females heart you should put the crocs down and run as fast as you can (barefoot or not) in the opposite direction.
  2. 2.
    Wife Beaters- I think the picture says it all. While you may not look like the guy in the photo, if you keep wearing that wife beater, you might just turn into him.
  3. 3.
    SUPER SKINNY JEANS. Now I love a guy in slim pants but if your jeans are skinnier than mine, we may have a problem.
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    Slim Brimmed Fedoras- There's so much fedora shaming on the World Wide Web I don't know where to begin except to say that guys who wear fedoras never look as cool as they think they do and in general they make women cringe. For real! The only person who is pulling it off well is Heisenberg but you and I both know you'll never be as badass as him!