1. Make really awkward eye contact
  2. Painfully deliberate whether Im going to make a move or not (could take hours or months)
  3. Say some inexplicably smooth line that will make a lady's parts gush like she's been sitting on Niagara Falls
  4. Freeze trying to figure out how the fuck did I pull that shit off with saying that smooth shit as she's lip-locking her face to mine
  5. Other methods:
  6. Bribery
  7. Say "Hi" and introduce myself because if was really interested enough I'd take the time to know her ***