1. Some kind of very dangerous pig.
  2. A dragon with an incredible sense of smell.
  3. Orcs who can ride a moped but choose not to.
  4. Magic fruit people with a caste based society.
  5. Communists.
  6. A golem made out of DVDs of the film "Showgirls".
  7. The opposite of a sphere. And it's a vampire. But a vampire for piss.
  8. An overly frugal deity. Way too frugal. Dangerously frugal.
  9. A big scrotum.
  10. That guy Mike from work.
  11. Obesity.
  12. The living audit!