Everything Made More Fun by a Fake Gun
- •Going to a convenience store!Everything will be free!
- •Duels!Who'll shoot first? Not you!
- •Interrogations!Good cop? Bad cop? Fake cop!
- •Prison!I'll bet Andy DuFresne wishes he had one of these!
- •Directing acting extraordinaire Susan Sarandon!Lights, camera, fake gun!
- •The United States of America!Compared to other countries, our fake guns are waaaaaaay lax! You could practically conceal a fake gun at an elementary school!
- •Funerals!More like FUNerals!