Favorite Thanksgiving Side Dishes, Ranked

Inspired by @bjnovak
  1. 1.
    Water
    So refreshing!
  2. 2.
    Rolls
    Nice and round, like a pumpkin.
  3. 3.
    A Jack O'Lantern left over from Halloween
    It's still good, and we didn't pay $6 for a big pumpkin just to throw it away after neighborhood kids dump Good n' Plenty in the top!
  4. 4.
    Adele's 25 album
  5. 5.
    Napkins
    Keeps you clean!
  6. 6.
    Twister!
    A classic party game! Even better when you're bloating from eating all those rolls!
  7. 7.
    Chairs
    Where else are you gonna sit? On a stack of pillows??
  8. 8.
    Your nephew with an apple in his mouth, rotating above a roaring fire.
    A nice complimenting flavor to turkey!