Halloween Party Grocery List

  1. Fun-sized candy
    Full bars are mucho expensive
  2. Pumpkin spice vodka
  3. Cow tongue
  4. Cow eyes
  5. Cow intestines
  6. Cow udder (finely chopped)
  7. Cow udder (hastily pulled apart into chunks)
  8. Scrubbing Bubbles for a dirt cauldron
  9. Bloody Mary (the drink)
  10. Bloody Mary (the ghost woman who lives in the mirror)
  11. Apples for Bobbing
  12. Apples for Robert-ing
  13. A single black helium balloon
  14. Ice
    You can never have too much