My Name Made Up of Sentences I Would Never Say

Inspired by @keira
  1. Really inspiring to see a cis white man once again become President.
  2. Oh please, gentrification isn't actually a thing.
  3. Say what you will, but I love sending dick pics to unsuspecting people; it's just so much fun!
  4. Scrubs was an awful TV show, but season nine kicked ass!