Questions I Have When I Watch "Annie: The Musical"

  1. Does Ms. Hannigan pay to get Annie's hair permed?
  2. How many debilitating diseases does Sandy the Dog have?
  3. Why is his last name "Warbucks?" Did he profit from the Great War where Annie's dad probably died?
  4. Have Grace and Daddy Warbucks ever fucked?
  5. Why is this musical so happy?
    The time period was called the Great Depression, so bad research on their part.
  6. Does Daddy Warbucks shave his head or is he bald?
  7. Seriously, what the fuck happened to Annie's parents?
    Was there a plague in a tenement building? Did they drown at Ellis Island?
  8. Why are people surprised that a woman running an orphanage is stir crazy and hates children?