Questions I Have When I Watch "Annie: The Musical"
- •Does Ms. Hannigan pay to get Annie's hair permed?
- •How many debilitating diseases does Sandy the Dog have?
- •Why is his last name "Warbucks?" Did he profit from the Great War where Annie's dad probably died?
- •Have Grace and Daddy Warbucks ever fucked?
- •Why is this musical so happy?The time period was called the Great Depression, so bad research on their part.
- •Does Daddy Warbucks shave his head or is he bald?
- •Seriously, what the fuck happened to Annie's parents?Was there a plague in a tenement building? Did they drown at Ellis Island?
- •Why are people surprised that a woman running an orphanage is stir crazy and hates children?