Rejected Geico Ads

You know these ads. They're everywhere and constantly adding new ones. Which ones ended up on the cutting room floor?
  1. If you're my grandfather, you haunt your former nursing home. It's what you do.
  2. If you're John Wayne Gacy, you murder children sometimes while dressed as a clown. It's what you do.
  3. If you're the patriarchy, you reinforce glass ceilings. It's what you do.
  4. If you're a Subway sandwich shop, you refuse to acknowledge the existence of Jared Fogle. It's what you do.