Rejected Geico Ads
You know these ads. They're everywhere and constantly adding new ones. Which ones ended up on the cutting room floor?
- •If you're my grandfather, you haunt your former nursing home. It's what you do.
- •If you're John Wayne Gacy, you murder children sometimes while dressed as a clown. It's what you do.
- •If you're the patriarchy, you reinforce glass ceilings. It's what you do.
- •If you're a Subway sandwich shop, you refuse to acknowledge the existence of Jared Fogle. It's what you do.