If you've ever been to a house party or velvet basement, chances are you've gotten pretty stoned. How many of these have YOU said?
  1. I can't believe this is happening to me!
  2. I'm an upstanding citizen!
  3. Don't you realize this won't improve the harvest??
  4. This community is filled with bloodthirsty barbarians!
  5. Why, Lord, why?
  6. Put down that brick, my love!
  7. Mom? Dad? You too?
  8. Has my work in the schoolhouse and elderly barn not been enough?