Things You Say When You're Stoned
If you've ever been to a house party or velvet basement, chances are you've gotten pretty stoned. How many of these have YOU said?
- •I can't believe this is happening to me!
- •I'm an upstanding citizen!
- •Don't you realize this won't improve the harvest??
- •This community is filled with bloodthirsty barbarians!
- •Why, Lord, why?
- •Put down that brick, my love!
- •Mom? Dad? You too?
- •Has my work in the schoolhouse and elderly barn not been enough?