Monday morning feelings

A list of things you feel on Monday morning
  1. What is that taste?
    Did I eat spoiled meat this weekend? Is saliva supposed to be this sticky? I'm gonna floss tonight and it'll even out
  2. I need to shower, but I'll take the extra 8 minutes of sleep instead
  3. JESUS WHY DO I HAVE TO PUT ON PANTS?!?!
    The struggle is real people
  4. If we are out of coffee, I'm going back to bed
    It's not acceptable any day. No coffee on a Monday is soul crushing