Whether they were too inappropriate or not serious enough to get published, or whether you just didn't know about them at the time, these are the quotes you wish you had put under the photo in your high school yearbook.
  1. "Stop. Pooping." -Chris Traeger, Parks and Rec
  2. "The boy cries ye a sweater of tears, and you kill him. How do you live with yourself." -Mr. Krabs
  3. "America is all about speed. Hot, nasty, badass speed." -Eleanor Roosevelt
  4. "There are three stages: Thoughtless being. Thought. Return to thoughtless being. Do not confuse the first and third stages. Thoughtless being is attained by everyone, the return to thoughtless being by a very few." -The Art of Fielding
  5. "We came, we saw, we kicked it's ass!" -Ghostbusters
  6. "I'M A LEAD FARMER MOTHA FUCKA!!!!" -Tropic Thunder
  7. "My theory is you can't just avoid everybody you screw up with." -Adventureland