THINGS MR. BUBBLES IS AFRAID OF

We call him Mr. B for short. Sometimes Bubsy or Bubs McGee. He is my almost 6 year old tuxedo scaredy cat.
  1. Vacuums
    Why would you do that while I'm trying to sleep?
  2. Hair dryers
    What the hell is wrong with you?
  3. Roll on deoderant
    He is somewhat intrigued by its smell.
  4. Spray on deodorant
    He dislikes this so much more than the roll on kind.
  5. Hairspray.
    Terrifying.
  6. Plastic grocery bags.
    Why??