REASONS I AM SINGLE

  1. 1.
    The men I want to date are too old for me. It's not healthy. #daddys
  2. 2.
    I don't like sharing a bed. I mean I could share a room, but separate beds. That's weird.
  3. 3.
    I like to cook frozen pizzas add extra cheese and eat most (if not all) of it.
  4. 4.
    I want to be lazy and watch what I want to watch. I don't really care about what anyone else wants to watch.