THE BERNARD PIVOT QUESTIONNAIRE (INSIDE THE ACTORS STUDIO)
Inspired by @k8mcgarry & a million others
- •What is your favorite word?Flabbergasted.
- •What is your least favorite word?Panties.
- •What turns you on creatively, spiritually, or emotionally?Same sense of humor, compassionate.
- •What turns you off?Inauthenticity, egoism.
- •What is your favorite curse word?Twat.
- •What sound or noise do you love?The crinkle of a book.
- •What sound or noise do you hate?Nails on a chalkboard.
- •What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?Improviser and TV writer.
- •What profession would you not like to do?Investment banker.
- •If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?"Sorry people use me as an excuse for bigotry and hate. I'm cool, though. Enjoy the critically beloved, but prematurely cancelled shows I have playing on a loop in my home theatre."