TITLES FOR THE MEMOIR I WILL NEVER WRITE

Inspired by @k8mcgarry
  1. How To Cope With A Humanities Degree
  2. I Haven't Done Laundry In Over A Month: And Other Fun Stories
  3. Please Hire Me For Your Unpaid Internship: A Collection Of My Unsuccessful Cover Letters
  4. Yea, I Definitely Know What I Want To Do With My Life, Just Let Me Finish My Netflix Queue First
  5. Maybe I Should Have Gone To Law School
  6. How I Learned To Start Living Life And Stop Neatly Putting My Clothes Away