5 PHOTOS ON MY PHONE, CHOSEN AT RANDOM

From the depths of the photo album
  1. Improv has never been more scandalous
  2. That time that Filipino couple had me teach them how to use a Selfie Stick when I worked at Best Buy
  3. Best part of seeing Shrek the Musical: watching this kid hate himself so much.
  4. Bein' cute, munchin' in birfday cake
  5. Because everyone horribly photoshops their grandfather on a cat's body, right?