5 PHOTOS ON MY PHONE, CHOSEN AT RANDOM
From the depths of the photo album
- •Improv has never been more scandalous
- •That time that Filipino couple had me teach them how to use a Selfie Stick when I worked at Best Buy
- •Best part of seeing Shrek the Musical: watching this kid hate himself so much.
- •Bein' cute, munchin' in birfday cake
- •Because everyone horribly photoshops their grandfather on a cat's body, right?