1. Teacher: "does anyone know what it means to have a positive attitude?" Student: "trains!"
  2. "I'm dragging my lunch box on the floor because it's too tall for my little hands"
  3. "You know the place that has everything you need? Its Target! It has everything! Except, um, erasers. They don't have erasers."
  4. "I'm sorry Frosty"
    Muttered under his breath as he tried to cut out a tiny picture of a snowman, knowing his own scissor skills were lacking
  5. "Monkeys have tails. Dogs have tails. Why can't I have a tail?"
  6. "Haha! Look at that fun invertebrate!"