THINGS I LEARNED IN VEGAS

  1. There is no greater feeling than shopping while simultaneously drinking a beer
  2. It's okay to wear purple lipstick to breakfast
  3. It's okay to wear purple lipstick to bed
  4. Pool parties make me extremely uncomfortable
  5. Drag Queens are the BEST HUMANS EVER
  6. I secretly want to be a Cher impersonator
  7. Night clubs scare me
  8. I'm allergic to the air they pump into the casinos
  9. Bagels are a rare find in the desert
  10. I love Celine Dion so much that this board gave me butterflies and made me laugh uncontrollably
  11. I need to get a big girl job so I can get tickets to her concert.