1. Who am I?
  2. Where am I?
  3. Is that a cat, or an alien sleeping on me?
  4. Aw, it's the cat. Well I shouldn't get up because I don't want to wake him up.
  5. Look at him, he's so cute.
  6. Fuck I'm thirsty.
  7. Fuck now I have to pee.
  8. Do I really need to shower this morning?
  9. Yes. Yes I do. I am a filthy human being.
  10. It's so cold! I hate living in Canada!
    Just kidding. I love Canada.
  11. Oh shit. I promised myself last night that I would go to the gym this morning.
  12. Meh. Who am I kidding I have zero self discipline.
  13. The cat is licking my face. It's time to get up.