Alternate names for shows I watch...

  1. Everybody Hates Josh
    (Crazy Ex-Girlfriend) We don't like Josh. He's a moron and has a funny looking body. His stance reminds me of when Beck Bennett plays that adult baby on SNL.
  2. Manny Is The Worst
    (Modern Family) I don't think I made this one up, but it's true. Also, the little Lily girl can't act and seems awful too. We're mean.
  3. McNulty & Ducklips
    (The Affair) Hard to shake McNulty from The Wire when you see Noah, especially when they both make terrible, terrible decisions ... and Alison is pretty, but her lips stick out like a duck. Seemed worse when she was on Luther. Maybe she's working on it.