Die Hard Terrorists, Ranked

  1. 13.
    Kristoff
    Not much screen time while assisting Theo. Kristoff may have survived the Nakatomi takeover, it's unknown for sure. It is for sure McClane knocked him the fuck out.
  2. 12.
    Marco
    High strung Marco didn't heed his own advice when telling McClane not to hesitate when he has a chance to kill someone. Took a crotch full of bullets.
  3. 11.
    Franco
    This guy's job was to watch the hostages, he wanted to take out McClane before he blabbed everything to the cops. McClane kneecapped Franco & he took a header into a glass window.
  4. 10.
    James
    This ponytailed meathead was the bad guy in Ghostbusters II. He yelled at Franco for almost spilling the missiles, then he got blowed up himself.
  5. 9.
    Alexander
    Took out the police RV with a missile, then killed by an office chair full of C4. Bad karma.
  6. 8.
    Heinrich
    This guy drove the gang to the gig and wired the roof to blow. Took a chest full of bullets and was the 2nd to die.
  7. 7.
    Fritz
    The handsome Fabio looking guy, looks like a European male model, but not the smartest. Hans called him an idiot and McClane filled his chest full of lead.
  8. 6.
    Uli
    Played by the guy who always plays the Asian henchman. Smart enough to station himself behind the snack bar. Shot to death in the stairway near the roof.
  9. 5.
    Tony
    This Arayan with dad glasses seemed nice enough until he tried to kill McClane. Then his neck was broken in a fight in the stairwell, first one of the group to die, & he was sent to Hans as a message. Ho Ho Ho. (I don't like the part where his glasses were knocked off)
  10. 4.
    Eddie
    Looks like Huey Lewis in cowboy boots, and he got to man the reception desk. Killed right before Hans Gruber, ...bullet to the head.
  11. 3.
    Theo
    Hans Gruber's fun loving computer hacker. Also Walker Texas Ranger's parter. Lived though the movie, but he was taken out by Argyle the Chauffeur. Probably the only one in Hans' group that could have been knocked out so easy.
  12. 2.
    Karl
    The short tempered & tenacious badass of the group who is really a renowned Russian ballet dancer. Karl was out for blood after McClane killed his brother Tony. McClane couldn't even kill this guy, Officer Al Powell had to take care of him in the last scene & it was glorious.
  13. 1.
    Hans Gruber
    One of the all time greats. Hans brought style and grace to the world of international terrorism. Strength: American accents. Weakness: Finding detonators. McClane dropped him 30 floors to his death. He will be missed. And so will Alan Rickman.