Testing my NHL knowledge.
  1. Dallas Stars, Jamie Benn
    "Favorite" team so I at least know that one.
  2. Chicago Blackhawks, Jonathan Toews
    I can actually name more than one Blackhawk. Patrick Kane. Boom.
  3. St. Louis Blues, Tarasenko
    Vladimir. I said Victor. I can also name Shattenkirk and Backes. Don't ask me about first names.
  4. Pittsburgh Penguins, Sidney Crosby
    I spelled it Sydney at first, like the city.
  5. Washington Capitals, Jaromir Jagr
    He hasn't been in Washington since 2004? Shit. Let's say Andre Ovechkin. Alexander? ...Shit!
  6. Boston Bruins ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
  7. Montreal Canadiens ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
  8. Toronto Maple Leafs ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
  9. Ottawa Senators ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
  10. Winnipeg Jets ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
  11. Calgary Flames ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
  12. Edmonton Oilers ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
  13. Vancouver Canucks ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
  14. Los Angeles Kings, Wayne Gretzky
    I don't think I said CURRENT players.
  15. Detroit Red Wings, Gordie Howe
    Another non-current player. But I would have listed him out of respect anyway. #RIPGordie
  16. Colorado Avalanche ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
    Let me state at this point I am naming all the teams from memory. This is worth something.
  17. Minnesota Wild ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
  18. Arizona Coyotes ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
    I know the Phoenix Coyotes changed their name to Arizona.
  19. Florida Panthers
    See #5
  20. Carolina Hurricanes ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
  21. Anaheim Ducks ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
    They had Teemu Selanne.
  22. Philadelphia Flyers ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
  23. New York Islanders ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
  24. New York Rangers ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
  25. Buffalo Sabres ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
  26. Columbus Blue Jackets ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
  27. Nashville Predators ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
    Still naming teams from memory here. I know more about team history, arenas, etc....
  28. Las Vegas Black Knights
    This is a freebee, the team has no players yet. But if they end up naming the team the Black Knights, I get bonus points for keeping up with NHL news.
  29. Tampa Bay Lighting, Martin St. Louis
    Oh, so close. Off by 2 years. I went back and checked this one. They signed Manon Rheaume, the hot female goalie back in the day though.
  30. New Jersey Devils ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
    Really struggling to come up with the last 2 teams. And each one is obvious to me once I remember.
  31. San Jose Sharks ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
    Well. I had to look up the last team that I couldn't remember. A team that was in the goddamn Stanley Cup 2 weeks ago. Not that I didn't know San Jose was a team, I just blanked. So I came close. One away. And that's what this was all about, right? Naming all the teams from memory. And definitely NOT about testing my NHL knowledge by naming at least one player from every team. 👍🏻