1. Fire Hydrant
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    Doing donuts in the mall parking lot. Lost in on the ice. Totaled front of truck. Hydrant unharmed.
  2. Mail Box
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    Going too fast for a turn. Lost it on loose gravel. Fled the scene.
  3. Thunderbird
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    Missed a stop sign. Totaled both cars. Everybody sent to hospital, but all were OK.
  4. Shrubbery
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    Carelessly exiting a bank parking lot.
  5. Parked car
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    First day driving, bumped another car in a parking spot.
  6. Another parked car
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    Playing hide n seek in a nice subdivision. The homes owners came outside and I have no idea now I got out of that one.
  7. Opossum
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    Cruising on a country road. Ran back over it several times... I was a little crazy as a teen.
  8. Owl
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    Imagine coming face to face with this on a dark country road.
  9. Highway Construction Barrel
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    Somewhere in Arkansas. Barrel was a bit out of line.
  10. Ditch
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    Actually ticketed for "improper backing."
  11. Pickup Truck
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    Looked away to grab a CD on the floor. Truck was totaled. Only my truck. The other truck was a beater that was way more tough.
  12. Empty cornfield
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    Road doglegged to the left, I was speeding and jamming to Megadeth. Made it back on the road though.