Things That I Don't Enjoy

  1. Coffee
    Don't mind the smell though
  2. Cigars
    Don't like the smell.... turd smell
  3. Jalapeños
    Cuz gross
  4. Hot Wings
    Don't like my mouth being on fire
  5. Tuna
  6. Pimento
    Just look at that shit
  7. Guacamole
    No thank you
  8. The Great Outdoors
    Yeah, I said it.
  9. The idea of getting stabbed in the eye
    Also losing fingernails or teeth. Ewww.
  10. Teeth biting on cardboard, popsicle sticks, or afghan blankets
    Bizarrely specific, right?! It's the equivalent to fingernails on a chalkboard.