I have a lot of stuff. Next to none of it is necessary. I swear I'm an adult with a job and everything.
  1. Phone
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    Actually necessary.
  2. Two computer monitors
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    Again necessary.
  3. Bobble head owl
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    It's solar powered.
  4. Cup full of crayons
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    I like to color.
  5. Mug of markers
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    I really like to color.
  6. Coloring pencils
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    I also have a lot of free time.
  7. Page a day coloring calendar
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    It was a gift. And I love it!
  8. A bottle of honey
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    You never know when you'll need honey.
  9. Hand sanitizer
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    My germophobia demands this.
  10. Baby Groot
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    You all know you're jealous.
  11. A teddy bear
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    I won it at work.
  12. A solar powered dancing flower
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    I don't know why.
  13. Origami paper
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    I can fold exactly one thing from memory.
  14. Atlas Shrugged by Ayn Rand
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    I've got to pick a new book. I just can't get into this one.
  15. Several cups
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    I only use one at a time, but they just keep giving them to me.
  16. Tape dispenser
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    Useful for taping origami cranes all over the place.
  17. Tissues
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    Regularly stolen by anyone walking by.
  18. Pens, post it notes, and notebooks
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    Marginally useful. But only for meetings away from my desk.
  19. Cell phone charger and ear buds
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    Absolutely necessary. Just not for my job.
  20. Lotion
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    Several different types.
  21. Tennis ball, bouncy ball, stress ball
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    We play catch sometimes.
  22. I swear I actually work
    I play a lot too.