HOW TO ENJOY LAS VEGAS IF YOU ARE BEDRIDDEN WITH A FEVER

  1. read the multitudes of hip coffee table books
    70% art. 20% film. 10% TV guides.
  2. rewatch episodes of twin peaks
  3. drink orange juice from champaign glasses
  4. sneeze into the overly fluffed pillows
  5. look out the window at the tops of the other hotels