THINGS TO DO WHILE ON A ROAD TRIP TO VEGAS

  1. sit in the passenger seat and stare out the window
    imagine you're in breaking bad.
  2. stop at Charlie Brown's off hwy 14
    admire the dinosaurs in the back yard before perusing the collection of old timey soda pops and eating their cheesy garlic french fries
  3. take control of the aux and play all the best road trip songs
    and by best I mean most cliché
  4. nap for a while after you realize that once you see about fifteen minutes of desert, it's all pretty much the same
  5. play a game called "count the tumbleweeds"