"WEIRD" THINGS THAT BECOME NORMAL WHEN LIVING WITH A ROOMMATE

my current roommate and I have known each other since we were in first grade but we're kind of only just now getting close. maybe too close.
  1. memorizing each other's poop schedule
    also period cycle
  2. being able to communicate through Neanderthal grunts and lazy hand gestures
    esp when asking for food
  3. knowing by their body language what show they're watching on netflix when you walk in the room
  4. creating a shared toilet playlist made specifically for the extra long shits that take place when one of you uses the bathroom
    and understanding the taste and conscientiousness that goes into such a playlist
  5. being able to throw things across the room and somehow have your roommate catch them against all odds
    hand eye coordination is only a thing between me and my roommate