LEGITIMATE REASONS MY ROOMMATE HAS NEVER TAKEN OUT THE TRASH

Not once.
  1. She doesn't know where the trash room is
  2. She knows where it is but she's afraid the trash chute will swallow her
  3. She gets a charley horse every time she decides that maybe she should take the trash out
  4. She's allergic to trash bags
  5. She believes in trash fairies that magically get rid of all of her trash
  6. She participates in a religious culture where it is sacrilegious to perform housework at any time on any day of the week
  7. She has a form of amnesia where she forgets that she is a trash-producing individual and has a civic duty to place it in the proper receptacles
  8. She's fucking lazy