THE PROS AND CONS OF RED NAIL POLISH

  1. Pro: it makes you look like a sophisticated badass-a hard look to achieve
  2. Con: you will notice the minute it chips. Tears might be shed. No judgment.
  3. Pro: if you paint your own nails red successfully, you will feel very proud.
  4. Con: if you paint your own nails red unsuccessfully, your fingers will look like they're bleeding
  5. Con: one does not simply remove red nail polish, it merely transfers from nails to skin