THE PROS AND CONS OF RED NAIL POLISH
- •Pro: it makes you look like a sophisticated badass-a hard look to achieve
- •Con: you will notice the minute it chips. Tears might be shed. No judgment.
- •Pro: if you paint your own nails red successfully, you will feel very proud.
- •Con: if you paint your own nails red unsuccessfully, your fingers will look like they're bleeding
- •Con: one does not simply remove red nail polish, it merely transfers from nails to skin