FAVORITE PLACES TO AWKWARDLY AVOID EYE CONTACT WITH BEAUTIFUL WOMEN
- •On the street after 11PM.There's such a beautiful mystery involved with this setting. What's she doing? Does she know what you're doing? Oh shit she's looking back at you. Let's just stare at the sidewalk.
- •In the elevator.You're on the 21st floor and have some ways to go. The elevator stops one floor down and there she is - a bombshell. Sure she's gorgeous, but so is the tile flooring.
- •At a concertWhoah. She's pretty AND has a similar taste in music? I could talk to her, but I have a feeling my favorite song might play soon. Also, look at how green the grass is.
- •At CVSWow. That's a fine specimen. Don't look or she'll know you're weak. Use the self-checkout so she knows you're a man who takes initiative.
- •In ClassDoes she see all the notes you're taking? You're going to be a CEO one day, no doubt about it. Is she asking for a pencil? Doesn't matter. Play hard to get.