Some of the millions I've broken
- •I'll be there by 11. Promise.Its 1 pm and I'm having lunch at home. Happens most days. Sorry @x
- •I'm going to go through those list of articles I plan to read this weekend. Promise (to self)Too hungry. Too lazy. Sleep most of the weekend.
- •I'll get the printouts today. Promise.Forgot.. Again. Sorry dad.
- •I'll give a treat next week. Promise.
- •I'll workout from tomorrow. Promise to self.Last night dinner was too heavy. Come on. You're not supposed to workout on a heavy(ish) stomach !
- •I'll cleanup my cupboard. Promise.Where do you even start. Its a maze. Sorry mom.
- •Laptop is getting all dirty. Ill clean you up over the weekend, baby. Promise.Well, i haven't taken a bath all weekend. So I guess we are even. Sorry apple.
- •I'll get company t-shirts made this weekend. Promise.Again. Sorry bitches.
- •This will fix your internet sir. Promise.They are not even sorry about breaking their promise.
- •Our chicken os the juiciest. Tender(est). Promise.KFC nope. McD nope.
- •'Your call is important to us' - all customer support.Yea right.