Things I Felt After I Worked Out Today (After a Long Time)

Too tired to write an intro
  1. Whoa! Never knew I could feel something there
    Thighs!
  2. Fuck, I'm going to die. Cant breathe. Help!
  3. Awesomest 10 minute nap in the middle of the workout
  4. Wow! Cant lift my legs. Are they really mine?
  5. Ill just go back to the nap
  6. My throat! Its like the sahara in there! Need some water
  7. Drink in a hurry, and spill half of it on myself
  8. Damn, I need a bath now! Oh wait, i just had a mini bath .. So... Never mind.