Thoughts of a Molar Tooth

Random thoughts while my friend @x gets root canals after root canals
  1. So bloody jealous of the incisor and cuspids
    They get first dibs on food. When its the juiciest.
  2. Leave the hard work of chewing (the non juicy parts) to us
  3. Its so bloody crowded here
    Are you serious ? Theres a wisdom tooth coming. Fuck.
  4. People care most about the appearance and colour of their front tooth
    Nobody even cares to brush us properly. Feel so uncared for.
  5. Due to which we are the first to get infected.
    And people complain we are the most painful of teeth. Come on people. How about some gratitude for all the hardwork and literally 0 care you've shown us ?