FRANTICALLY COMPILING LIST IDEAS FOR SECRET SANTA

I don't want to my List App secret Santa to make a fruitless visit to my page, so here are a few lists I would like to make
  1. Twitter no no's: a continuation of my AP literature speech
    No tweets about your healthy lifestyle or relationship problems. No tweets that are encrypted.
  2. Calling out the phonies: my Holden Caulfield impression
    He wanted me to see that he was politically active because he could recap the entire democratic debate. That killed me.
  3. I didn't mean to sound pretentious: a clarification of my last list
    I'm not politically active either!
  4. Ways to become List famous: a paradoxical attempt to get followers
  5. How to increase list stamina? (One of those suggestion lists) : a millennial realization that I do not have the attention span to read nor write long lists