WEIRDEST MESSAGES I'VE GOTTEN ON DATING APPS
this is going to be a doozy
- •this guy who won't stop messaging me
- •this was actually rly funny. he ended with "will you bee my date to formal?". I said no
- •my tinder bio is shia labeouf's tweet "is this entertaining. is this new media. I don't understand my feet"
- •by the way, I'm steve
- •I guess so hmm
- •this guy was over 50 and a widower
- •this got me 35,000 notes on tumblr
- •an actual forty year old man sent me these
- •I'm no longer interested in either cute bras or men
- •seemed interesting then talked about himself in third person
- •this man is what made me hate dogs
- •BIKE CO-OP ??
- •this was followed up by "You Can Be Like A Lil Sister To Me"