A conversation with myself
  1. Oh, social media spring cleaning?
    A cathartic and necessary act. Good move.
  2. Wait, who published this list?
    What are the chances it's one of my 10 followers? So low. @lesbian is definitely not following me.
  3. Oh, it is one of my 10 followers.
    That's ok, I get it. Totally fine. 9 followers is still good.
  4. Unfollowing people because you don't list frequently and/or you don't like their lists? Makes sense.
    I get it. I'm ok with it. It's fiiiine.
  5. *casually takes a deep breath and checks amount of followers*
    What's this? Still 10? I made it? How unexpected!
  6. In sum, I don't know if it was an oversight, a pity follow, or a genuine act. I might never know. What I do know is that I appreciate every single one of you and I'm very happy to be here.
    I'm honored to have made your social media purge, @lesbian (even if it's only temporary). You keep on listing, I'll keep on following.