HOW TO BUY A CAR 101

Had to buy a car yesterday and this is roughly what happened
  1. 1.
    Go in knowing nothing
  2. 2.
    Touch all of the cars with your fingernails
  3. 3.
    Inquire about the horse-drawn carriage options
  4. 4.
    Stop at McDonalds on test drive
  5. 5.
    Stop quickly, spill food
  6. 6.
    Don't listen to any of the sales people
  7. 7.
    Cry a lil
  8. 8.
    Just pick one with a pretty color
  9. 9.
    Set fire to all of your money