Had to buy a car yesterday and this is roughly what happened
  1. Go in knowing nothing
  2. Touch all of the cars with your fingernails
  3. Inquire about the horse-drawn carriage options
  4. Stop at McDonalds on test drive
  5. Stop quickly, spill food
  6. Don't listen to any of the sales people
  7. Cry a lil
  8. Just pick one with a pretty color
  9. Set fire to all of your money