REAL THINGS UBER DRIVERS HAVE TOLD ME WHILE I WAS INTOXICATED

Side note: I'm invincible and apparently can get strangers to agree with whatever I am saying while intoxicated
  1. "Did you know that cows have best friends?"
    I brought up this topic and utterly (haha) impressed the driver
  2. "I'm a classic man.. My favorite type of cheese is American"
    This driver had just tried goat cheese for the first time...he liked it and will try again, but American is really where it's at
  3. "I love Fat Joe"
    After I put on "What's Love" 3 times in a row. I feel like this one was sarcastic