THOUGHTS GOING THROUGH MY HEAD AFTER MY FIRST RUN IN 122 YEARS

I ran today after not running for a couple months
  1. I shouldn't have ran at night. I am not fast enough to outrun to ghosts
  2. Why do my neighbors leave their shades open at night?
    I now know everything I wanted to about their secret lives
  3. Can people see me?
    Am I invisible?
  4. My legs are falling off of my body
    I left them up the street
  5. My stomach is falling off my body
    But in a good way
  6. My butt will be perfect after lightly jogging/fast walking up this small, somewhat steep hill
    No results yet
  7. Running is actually really nice in a weird sweaty way