NAMES FOR MY AUTOBIOGRAPHY
- •Chillin' in Shambles
- •Airport Bars Should Never Close, and Other Stories
- •#NoMakeup: Why Some Successful Women Over 30 Piss Me Off
- •"Are You Sure You're Okay?"
- •"If You Aren't Going Scuba Diving Later You Don't Need That Waterproof Watch at This Bar", and Other Things I Wish I Had the Balls to Say
- •"No Really, Are You Okay?" Part 2
- •"My Name is Loudin, Loudin Swain", and Other Lies I've Told
- •"I Used to Be the Young One and Now You're Here": Short Stories on Inappropriate Things People Have Said to Me at Work
- •"Wow I've Never Seen Anyone Take a Handle Pull of Gin Before"